The cabinet is in the corner of your arcade room. Walk around freely (WASD + mouse, or joystick + drag on mobile). Aim the crosshair at a comrade and click — your arm telescopes out across the whole room if you're far away.
🕹️ CLASSIC
The Cold War's greatest hits — 16 comrades, 1922 to today.
📜 ALL COMMUNIST COUNTRIES
Every communist state since the very beginning — Russian SFSR 1917, the doomed soviet republics of 1918–19, Tuva, Grenada... all 30. Each with its timeline. The obscure ones are worth up to 50 pts.
⚔️ WHACK-A-NATIONALIST
History's ultranationalist and fascist regimes, 1920–1990 — Germany, Mussolini's Italy, Imperial Japan, Franco, Vichy, the juntas. NO forbidden mole — every nation whacks freely. BUT: leave ✚ GERMANY standing too long and it MOBILIZES — a shell flies at your head, −1 ❤. Whack Germany FAST. Appeasement does not work.
👑 WHACK-A-MONARCHIST
History's crowned heads — Tsarist Russia, the Ottomans, the Habsburgs, Qing China, the Mughals, Hawaii, plus Saudi Arabia and Brunei still reigning. The 👑 BRITISH EMPIRE wields the ideology's power: rebel nations get the golden scepter. Loyal subjects whack freely.
💰 WHACK-A-CAPITALIST
The tables turn: bonk the capitalist economies. But the 🇺🇸 USA pops up holding a RED BUTTON. If your nation has EVER attacked the United States (1812 counts, Pearl Harbor counts, Korea counts) and you whack it — it presses the button and NUKES you. Instant game over. US allies may whack it freely. Friendship is complicated.